There are many, many upheavals with a new collection of Donald Trump’s non-fungible tokens (NFTs), the least of which is that they are spectacularly ugly and mismanaged.
“Hi everyone, I’m Donald Trump, I hope your favorite president of all time,” the real estate pariah says in a promotional video of the drop that, by its “laser eye” effect, makes it look like his eyes are comically pointing in other directions. “Better than Lincoln, bigger than Washington, with an announcement to make. “
My God, this is the promotional video for Trump’s NFT card project, I’m dying. Maybe now other people realize that I’m not making anything !!!!!! pic. twitter. com/4Cx9u3Xe6E
– Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 15, 2022
Trump’s ideological allies were alarmed by the cut, which he had previously touted as a “major announcement. “
“Thank God virtual trading cards are here,” scoffed Ben Shapiro, a leading conservative expert. “In fact, it’s an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. “
The conservative base has been more discouraged by the publication.
“This is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen in my life,” one observer wrote on the conservative subreddit. “I hope one of the things is that Trump jumps on the shark. “
With so-called “Trump Cards” in their nose, the site’s language and promotion issues give the impression that some bad guys were explaining the NFTs to the notorious former president in terms of collectible baseball cards, but like the fine print on the site promoting those replica virtual cards, it’s not DJT itself that makes the sale.
At the back of the CollectTrumpCards. com homepage, a disclaimer states that, despite continually showing shoddy illustrations of the former president’s resemblance, the ruin company, NFT International LLC, is not affiliated at all with Trump, any of his organizations, or his 2024 presidential campaign.
Instead, the disclaimer recommends that anyone behind the LLC actually paid to use Donald’s image, which is perhaps the only thing sadder than buying a Trump NFT on a crypto market at its lowest point. In fact, some observers even became convinced that the collection is NFT at all technologically, meaning that anyone who buys them only gets a virtual symbol with no exclusive asset rights.
As we said earlier, it is also incredibly complicated to know who the exact owner of the project is. As virtual detectives discovered, the company’s call appears to be something head-on that has some presence or record in 3 separate states. In the site’s FAQ, the mysterious creators of the drop say that “virtual swap cards” have “nothing to do with a political campaign. “
However, despite the small-print disclaimer, the creators’ lack of association with Trump would possibly end up going unnoticed by their obviously ignorant target audience, to whom NFTs are explained with terminology that would be comfortable in a Fox News infomercial, all without mentioning, of course, that the burgeoning blockchain-centric art market has been virtually decimated as the industry collapses and burns.
“They’re like baseball cards, but you collect them digitally, on your computer or phone,” the launch’s website reads. “All you need is an email address and a credit card to start collecting 1, 10, 20 or 100. “. Instantly, a member of a new league of gatherers. “
In addition to owning the virtual photographs, Trump Card buyers will also have, according to the site, access to sweepstakes in which they participate to win incredible benefits such as a “Miami dinner with Donald Trump”, a cocktail at Mar-A-Lago, organization or individual Zoom calls with DJT, and many other unhappy offers.
The site also promises that if you buy forty-five of the NFTs, a charge of around $4500 considering they charge $99 each, they are “guaranteed a ticket to dinner” with the guy himself. Unsurprisingly, the site doesn’t move on to main points about how worthwhile meetings will be scheduled.
Perhaps even more funny, Trump’s NFT downfall doesn’t seem to be going well with his cronies expecting something bigger from the “big announcement” he joked. NFT collection video” that “alienates other people” from the cause.
All things considered, the MAGA crowd would be the ideal customer for those Trump Cards, not when NFTs were in a bull market, and especially not now.
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