You can’t tell me that anyone who owns a smartwatch hasn’t turned on the workout calorie counter when they’re about to vent. The physical form “Sworkout” has nothing to make fun of.
In fact, you can’t tell me that, as a British company, From Mars, created a calculator to pinpoint which sex positions burn the maximum calories, and used previous studies that surveyed 112 couples with Fitbits to do so.
Yes, thanks to the Internet, you can move to this website, enter your favorite sexual position among the 12 features presented and how long you were there.
Using an average of the number of calories burned among men and in the same position, the calculator will multiply the number of minutes by the number of calories burned in that position, so you know how much workout you just did. Because it’s science.
If you are very willing to turn your sexual adventures into a sexual exercise, then you will have to see the ambitious “whipped butter”, which according to the online page “involves the woguy mendacity on your back with your legs raised upwards and your head with the boy penetrating from above”. Please don’t make me describe this further. It will burn 211 calories for men and 106 for women every partial hour.
Going through the list, you will find more non-unusual positions. ” Standing” comes next, but only if it’s a woman willing to give up an orgasm for a higher calorie count, as noted by previous studies showing that only 17% of women end up in that position.
Then you have “puppy” (side note, one of the most productive positions for the female orgasm), “hand cart” and “lotus” come next, in that order.
It’s not yet known if you have a similar outdoor calorie intake from a cis appointment; maybe you’re just buying your own sports watch to be sure.
Listen, in short, you have several features to keep things interesting. And hey, why not be to enjoy Valentine’s Day and reflect on your fitness at the same time?